Flight Attendant Raps

Um, how come I’ve never encountered any of this kind of fooly behavior on any of my flights? Oh yea, I forgot, I don’t ever fly on bum-ass, no leg room, cornyasfuck Southwest. On the real though, the first dude spits it pretty hard, on that OG Fresh Prince/Young MC tip.


Published in: on March 26, 2009 at 9:05 pm  Leave a Comment  

Barack Obama Disses Cipha Sounds on Hot 97

I highly doubt this is actually Barack Obama, but either way, it’s hilarious. Someone needs to find this impersonator and get him some jobs yo haha.

Published in: on February 19, 2009 at 5:29 pm  Leave a Comment  

Christian Bale = Super Doucher

Apparently, while filming the Terminator movie, Christian Bale flipped the fuck out on the director of photography. Damn, I feel so bad for that DP. I would have refused to continue working with him if he had disrespected me like that. Actually, I probably would have slapped him in the mouth. Just like you would do to a bitch. The DP was just doing his job, checking the lighting so that the scene looked good and in essence, he was really making sure that Christian Bale looked good. But on to the music. In the vein of DO IT LIIIVVE, some folks got their hands on the audio and turned it into a banger. The Mae Shi track is especially hilarious, while the Bale Throwback Mix samples the theme song from the original Batman show. Enjoy.

Download: Bale Throwback Mix – Flufftronix
Download: R U Professional (4 Xtian) – The Mae Shi

Published in: on February 5, 2009 at 10:35 pm  Leave a Comment  

Not Even Kanye Can Pull This One Off


swagger NOT on deck

Can I just take a moment to rant? Let me preface what I’m about to say with this: I generally enjoy the majority of Kanye’s musical offerings, fuck it, I love his music. Shit is dope. But on the real, sometimes I feel like someone just needs to put a boot up his ass. Case in point, the fuckery taking place in the picture above. I know Kanye’s rich as hell and ballin out of control and all that shit, but just cuz you have money out the ass doesn’t give you free license to be a pretentious doucher, running around the world with Louis briefcases. Honestly, when I see pictures like the one above (or videos like the one a couple of posts down) I feel like Kanye is just yelling “hey world, look at me! i’m rich as fuck, famous as hell and bored like it’s my job, so what crazy shit can we get into today? look at these Louis shoes! these are dope, right? RIGHT!?!?!?!? PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!” I’m not tryin to be a hater, by all means, get that paper Yeezy. Just don’t fucking tell me about it every 20 minutes, ok?

That is all.

Published in: on January 27, 2009 at 4:15 pm  Comments (1)  

Suburban Life is Stressful Mayne

A word to the bugs of the world: if you come to Chi City’s crib, you will die. EVERYTIME lol.

Published in: on January 14, 2009 at 9:21 pm  Leave a Comment  

Mr. Chi City got a parking ticket, hilarity ensues

 Watch this video….now

-Danl
Published in: on January 13, 2009 at 11:52 am  Leave a Comment  

The Recession Is Hurtin Us All

So can someone tell me why Chingy was on my connecting flight from ATL yesterday wearing that shit up above? He was sitting alone, bumping some shit in headphones (probably his own music), with no entourage, no bling, no nothing. Besides me, I think the only people that recognized him were the 15 year old girls sitting behind him, which doesn’t even make sense. They were like 10 when Chingy was actually doing big things. Damn. Right Thurr is still my shit tho lol.

Published in: on December 18, 2008 at 9:11 pm  Leave a Comment  

Hold Up…

Ignition – R. Kelly

This just came on my iTunes shuffle and I realized, I had only heard it like one time before. I’m pretty sure like me, most people are only familiar with the remix and probably have never even heard the original. I think it’s pretty funny/weird the the remix is better known than the original song. What do you guys think?

Download: Ignition – R. Kelly

Published in: on December 13, 2008 at 11:29 pm  Leave a Comment  
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