An offering of gravy

I hope you guys enjoy bathing in gravy as much as this guy does. Heres some tracks I’ve been listening to as of late, I’ll let them speak for themselves.

Around the World 2009 (Alive Re-Edit)- Le Daft: Download

Get Up (Diplo Remix)- Bing Players: Download

I Want Your Soul (Fake Blood Remix)- Armand Van Helden: Download

Restless (Fake Blood Remix)- UNKLE (Vick Recommends): Download

Oh! (Atrak Remix)- Boyz Noise: Download

Tomorrow Can Wait (Tocadisco Evilmix)- David Guetta: Download

Christen Bale – Super Doucher…NOT SO FAST

My friends, we here at JPNG are a fairly tight knit group, but every so often we come upon an issue that we disagree upon. I read an article the other day informing me of the truth behind what took place on the set of Terminator: Salvation. 

Moral of the story. Give Batman a fucking break. We all have bad days. No one should feel bad for the dumb- fuck DP. Read the article and find out why. 

Anyone who is in the business or knows a thing or two about acting feel free to comment. 

For all you Gorillas, Daryn Okada would never do something like this DP did, and that’s why he is the man. 

-DLowe

The Truth Behind Christian Bale and Terminator: Salvation

What up everybody. Just found these two really good remixes of Jizz in My Pants, shown above if you want to cleanse the palette with the original gravy before indulging in the latest and greatest. The DJ Cue remix is highly mixable, vick recommends. 

Jizz In My Pants (DJ Cousin Cole House Edit): Download

Jizz In My Pants (DJ Cue Remix): Download

What up everybody. Just found these two really good remixes of Jizz in My Pants, shown above if you want to cleanse the palette with the original gravy before indulging in the latest and greatest. The DJ Cue remix is highly mixable, vick recommends. 

Jizz In My Pants (DJ Cousin Cole House Edit): Download

Jizz In My Pants (DJ Cue Remix): Download

Simian Mobile Disco – Upside Down

Here’s another one that doesn’t really need explaining. It’s an old Simian Mobile Disco song, post Simian. Its a pretty chill dance song. Fresh off the presses, new gravy for the masses…

-DLowe

Download: Simian Mobile Disco – Upside Down

Crookers – What Up Ya’ll

So I know you all probably know of Crookers from the massive success of the Day N’ Nite remix. Truth is they’ve been delivering bangers for a while now. If you’ve got the dough I suggest you try to buy some of their old classics. For now though I have their newest track which isn’t as fast paced as some of their old songs but it still is pretty complex and a nice listen. Enjoy the gravy at your own pace…

-DLowe

Download: Crookers – What Up Ya’ll

My New Years Eve

Ahh, to think Together As One was only a month ago. I stumbled on this video and got nostalgic so I figured I’d show you how I spent my new years (only I was waaay farther away than this dude). This is a video of Armin van Buuren’s countdown, its totally awesome, get ready for a sick Obama nod. I was totally thrown aback by this European trance god (supposedly he’s the #1 DJ in the wold, cough cough, starts with D, ends with aft Punk* you fuckheads) I was expecting something fruity but he definitely surprised me I stayed at his NINE HOUR SET (what!?) for most of the night. This video puts a smile on my face just watching it, and I hope it does the same for you. 

*Just to cite my sources, check this video out for proof. For the record I’ve seen them twice.

The Knux – Bang! Bang!

I know I’m really late with this one but I think The Gravy needs to address this up and coming group. Widely hailed as the next big thing in 2009, their vocals are reminiscent of Outkast with a much different approach to production. I really enjoy the whole album but this is a nice cut for new listeners. Please enjoy cuz you’ve been gravy’d…

Download – The Knux – Bang! Bang!

 

Sickest Program Ever

While I know this doesn’t pertain to ACTUAL music, I felt the extreme urge to post the best music downloading tool I’ve ever come across, Mojo. Essentially you download it and you can connect to anyone else who has also downloaded Mojo iTunes library and download any music they have at ridiculous speeds. Not only can you connect to people in your local network, you can connect to people libraries over the internet. Ridiculous. 

Mojo Website

Eargasm

See Title. Thanks ilovedjme.com

Click Me Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace 

HARD 13!!!!

To all those who were disappointed by the cancellation of Hard New Years, leave your sorrows behind and start getting pumped for March 13th, 2009. Hard 13 Baby! Boys Noize, Diplo, LA Riots, and Destructo at the Shrine, its going to be a mini Hard Haunted Mansion. The best news: the tickets are only $35! 

P.S. I know it’s been awhile since I’ve posted, but Winter Break was fun as shit. I got a VCI-100 for X-Mas and have been mixing fat with all the nopotat0es guys. 

Hardfest

Female Singer Remixes!

(yes, I found a picture with all three of them in it, really)
New Years resolution: post more

(check)

None of these are “new” by any standards, but they’re songs that I love that bang ESPECIALLY hard, and they just all happen to be dope remixes of female soloists, whatever. 

Completely bump and grindable, yet perfect for driving

Enjoy it with everything, especially the dance floor

-Danl

(props to Tim Likins for showing me the Imogen Heap one, SO good, love that guy…)

Download: Hide and Seek – Imogen Heap (DMoeFunk’s Sardines Remix)

Download: My Moon My Man – Feist (Boys Noize Remix)

Download: Hot n Cold -Katy Perry (Codes TADT Remix)

Side Note:

In case you haven’t heard of TADT, they’re The American Dream Team and their “goal” is to bring electro and lights and acid, or whatever, to the American public. I don’t get it either but their music is dope. 

PS: I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ALL THEES WHITE WOMAN

/no shame

Chewy Chocolate Remix

This bangs harder then most stuff I post (cause, you know, I post SO MUCH) but definitely give this a listen. Big ups to Rocket over at Indie Music Speaker for sharin’ the wealth

Chewy Chocolate Cookies somehow make Digitalism’s Idealistic bang even harder with stellar use of beat repeat and super distorted bass.

I love it, you’ll love it

Enjoy it with techno junkies like myself

-Danl

Download: Digitalism – Idealistic (Chewy Chocolate Cookies Remix)

Just Started

We’ll put more stuff here, rest assured. I’m really tired though so I’m gonna go to sleep.

Just so you all know, this site is run by 3 dudes, Danl, Ian, and David and were gonna post a lot of different music on here. 

Stuff that we make, like mashups and remixes, and then stuff that we hear from friends or other sites(stealing?). 

Probably a BIG update in the coming days

Lotsa stuff

LotsaGahlic

LotsaLove

-Danl